One girl and one boy is just not enough.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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