She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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