im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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