you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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