Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
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