I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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