theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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