I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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