No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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