Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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