i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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