He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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