It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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