question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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