Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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