How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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