She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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