i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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