And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
Randomize
