Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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