yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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