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• (478): View more from Georgia

  So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis

  (410): View more from Maryland

  Sounds like a really classy character....

  (478): View more from Georgia

  He is classy. It was argyle.

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• (585): View more from New York

  Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.

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• (914): View more from New York

  just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.

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• (315): View more from New York

  I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"

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• (941): View more from Florida

  Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.

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• (619): View more from California

  I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.

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• (760): View more from California

  he just fucked me for my cheese..

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• (940): View more from Texas

  Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.

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