People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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