It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
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