Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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