I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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