Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I forgot wine drunk hurts
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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