either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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