Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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