I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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