You're my little dorito
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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