I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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