...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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