Sry I called you an 8
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Success! We fucked roommates!
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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