If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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