pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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