He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
i think my cat just said my name.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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