i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I'm just crazy horny about you
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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