Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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