I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
My dick has a subreddit
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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