We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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