let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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