Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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