Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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