If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
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