Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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