i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
