I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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