Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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