Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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