Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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