she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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