I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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