Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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