Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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