What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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